Dear 7-11 Cashiers,
First off, let me say, your Spam musubi’s are EPIC. You have found many great ways to pimp out a Spam musubi. You have big ones, small ones, katsu ones, one time you guys had pocho sausage musubis. I nearly died that day, not from the mass amounts of cholesterol in each tasty morsel of the pocho musubi, but of shear joy and happiness that overwhelmed my body.
Sorry, that was SO off topic. I write to you because I am disappointed. Please look at the above picture of the slurpee machine. Do you see that? That is MY dream. A dream that is full of color, full of light, full of…hope. This is a picture of a slurpee machine that has ALL the flavors working! I feel as if all the 7-11 on Oahu have conspired in some twisted game, to have a 6 flavor slurpee machine, but only have one of them actually running. When I walk into your establishment, I normally yearn for your tasty frozen beverage. I find it quite sad to walk up to the aforementioned frozen treat machine, only to find that 5 of the 6 flavors are not available or NOT FROZEN at all! What is even more insult to injury is to find the one that DOES WORK is the worst flavor in all of slurpee history, BANANA! YUCK! Who the hell drinks a banana slurpee without a gun held to their head? NO ONE! Till this day, I still wonder how the slurpee gods even thought that a banana flavored slurpee could manifest to be! Is it so hard? Is this some sort of sick twisted game? Is this a slurpee mafia trying to stronghold our way of life? Do the right thing. Please make sure all your slurpee machines have all 6 flavors ready to go. Pina Colada, Coke, Mountain Dew, those are awesome slurpee flavors. We want those flavors. We want those flavors now. If not for us, do it for our keikis. Banana slurpee boo. 6 choices to choose from, yay!
Love,
Russel Kealoha 
