Twitterers Who Need A Bitch Slap! Pt. I

If you are reading this and you don’t know what Twitter is, please do me a favor and smack your left boob. Go ahead, I can wait. Done? Good. I have been using twitter for about a year and half. I have met a lot of good people from twitter. But there is no good without the bad. And there are some Twitter peeps that just piss me off. It pisses me off so much that I pretend to Vader choke their avatar. If anyone pretends to Vader choke anything, you know they must be upset. Today I would like to share some of the twitter peeps, who need to see how the iBlala keeps his pimp hand strong.

MULTI TWIBBON USERS: Let me start off by saying, twibbons are irritating in general. putting a small logo on your Twitter avatar that is ALREADY small, seems pointless to me. But I’m all about supporting SOMETHING. But, people who support MULTIPLE THINGS and use multiple twibbons are the ones that need the B-Slap! I ponder on what they are thinking when they decide to add more twibbons to their avi.

“My avi looks awesome with a twibbon! I wonder what it would look like if I added more twibbons? I bet it would be MORE AWESOME! I know! Why don’t I add a twibbon of the word “AWESOME” with the other 15 twibbons I plan to put on my avatar. That would make my avatar…wait for it…AWESOME!”

Sorry, it is not awesome. Making your avatar look like a tiny little NASCAR jacket is far from awesome. It goes into the category I like to call, NOT-GANGSTA. When one uses multiple twibbons, it turns a once decent avatar into an eye sore. Like the girls who SLUT UP for the clubs. Less is more people. Don’t slut up your avatar. It’s an avatar…NOT A WHORE!

TW WORD MAKERS: People who think that adding “TW” to words is funny because it becomes a hybrid word that has some sort of relevance to twitter.

EXAMPLE: People + TW = Tweople. TW + Travel =TWavel, TW + AT = SHUT YO MOUF!

OK, so the last one I put in for TWits and TWiggles. I’m going to hell for writing that. The fact of the matter is, it’s not cute, it’s not funny, it’s STUPID. Are you that bored that you can sit and think of words that you think sound good by adding TW? I think so. Take up a hobby like lap dancing. Do something else that doesn’t make me want to TWunch your TWucking TWace. I just died a little inside…

Yes, I do have more, stay tuned. Let me know your thoughts. Do you have a type of twitter person that you want to bitch slap? Comment below!