True Life: I’m Google’s Bitch…

True Life: I’m Google’s Bitch…

Aug 30

False Yo Face Bitch!

I remember the first time I used Google. It was recomended to me by my friend Sean. That’s the only search engine for me, is what he use to tell me. I used dogpile, yahoo, lycos, altavista, astalavista (for all you warez fanboys ), and of course AOL Search. “F” it, I’ll give this one a shot. Instantly, I was hooked. It was like Nuprin, simple, yellow, effective. Maybe not so much yellow, but it was effective like a mofo. Google was like crack, minus the mowing of the lawn at 3am. But now google has a whole bunch of products that I use on the daily in this web world we live in. If google was a pimp, I was it’s bitch…and I liked it

GMail: Yeah, Yeah, I could use Hotmail (So circa 1998 ), or Yahoo, or any of the Uku-Billion other email host around the web. But I chose gmail because at the time, it was the new hotness. It gave us lots of space, everyone was on it, it was easy to use, and most of all…it was google.

GCal: It has a lot of features. I especially like the one where it emails and SMS reminders to me, because let’s be frank, I may look like an elephant, but I have the memory of a freaking gold fish.

Youtube: youtube, nuff said.

I could go on and on till the break of dawn, but I won’t. I use alot of the products that google supplies. The bottom line is, I have become a bitch to The Goog. It’s a one stop shop for all my web, business, life, needs. It’s pretty reliable, it’s always coming up with new features, and most of all, it’s freaking Google. The truth of the matter is, the convience, ease of use of the goog products, and my down right stubborness, is what is going to continue to keep the pimp hand strong for The Goog. Who my daddy? You are Google, you are my papi.

“What is the reason? Soon the why and the reason are gone and all that matters is the feeling. This is the nature of the universe. We struggle against it, we fight to deny it; but it is of course a lie. Beneath our poised appearance we are completely OUT. OF. CONTROL.”

I don’t know if it has any relevanace to this blog, I just thought it was something cool to quote…I’m a big dumb animal.